You know when you can see someone getting bored while you’re talking so you feel pressured to wrap it up quickly?
sade:
This chick asked me if my Ray-Bans were prescription today (answer: yes, what am I some kinda asshole?) and then she asked me where I got them and I had to explain that they were sunglasses that I got on eBay for $40 because someone spelled “wayfarers” wrong, then brought them to Lenscrafters. Half way through I can see her eyes begin to glaze over and her jaw go slack. LISTEN UP BITCH YOU ASKED SO YOU WILL PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
This happens to me all day, every day. So I know it’s not other people, it’s me. I’m boring. But since I can’t hate myself too much, it makes me resent everybody else.
