December 2009
Ugh... Americans don't know when to stop
and when they do it’s too late. That’s why they always end up having ugly divorces, I think.
I was reading a Yahoo article entitled Shows that Ended Too Soon and thought Americans don’t know how to quit when it’s good.
I’ve had this thought for a while but the article made me have concrete proof. Cmon, do we really want every TV show we liked to run 10-11 seasons?
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Omygod
N!xau who played the bushman from the Gods Must be Crazy passed away back in 2003. (Yes, I wikipedia-ed him after I wrote the last post).
Have I known and forgotten about it or is this the first time I know of his death? My memory can’t be trusted.
Pretty sad that they underpaid him but I’m not altogether surprised. If that movie was made today, he would be fussed over like those...
Dear Tumblr,
Last Sunday was probably the most enjoyable Sunday I’ve had in a very long time.
First, my cousin Aiman, sister and I made the tastiest lasagna ever. Ever I tell you. Ever…
Second, my cousin Shahida and her sister Shakirah came over to bake really tasty vanilla muffins.
Third, I watched the The Third Man after lunch and enjoyed the lovely muffins while watching the movie. What a...
Are you happy Sebastian?
I’m so glad that you read my tumblr because I don’t know anyone else that does it in such regular basis. Well, people who follow me read my Tumblr too but they kinda do by default and besides I don’t even know if they like it as I seldom get any likes or reblogs. But that’s okay because this Tumblr is basically just for me (and Z but he stopped reading it, I’m...
fmylife:
Today, while doing my waitress job, I finished serving a British family, and instead of a tip, they left a note that said “Use your own accent, American trash!” I was born in and lived in Britain for 12 years. FML
I got a great workout from Orphan
Maybe I should watch horror movies instead of going to the gym.
Not that I ever go to gym.
Twilight: Inappropriate Thoughts →
thejollity:
CLICK IT GUYS.
This is making me delirious. Especially this:
“14. I bet it sucked when Bella was pregnant and living at the Cullen’s house because when you’re pregnant you get super gassy and every time she farted everyone in the entire house would know it instantly no matter where they were because they all have that super-amazing sense of smell and hearing. Except Alice can...
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foryourlove:
mmmarv:
thefriendlyghost:
What...
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waxandmilk:
Gloria Jones - Tainted Love...
“A lot of the people who read a bestselling novel, for example, do not read much...”
– The Economist - A world of hits (via tumbledore) (via syntheticpubes) (via mandalay) (via lifetheuniverseandeverything)
Fascinating - I’ve always wondered how so many people could possibly claim The DaVinci Code as their favorite book of all time. I usually dislike the Economist, but this is an...
Though Saint Nicholas of Myra is the inspiration...
ohyeahfacts:
Hope everyone who celebrates had a Merry Christmas.
(source)
This is for Z. Remember the first time I met you, I told you this, I don’t know, to impress you, I guess.
That was almost 8 years ago.
Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait →
studentloansforbeermoney:
“NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”
“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
As to whether Mr....
I'm watching a thing about the new rule
studentloansforbeermoney:
about how you can’t get pregnant while serving in the military.
And all these ladies on the television are mad because of everything from
punishing the beauty of childrearing?
supporting abortions?
chauvinism?
The thing I kept thinking though was…
What are you retarded? Why would anyone in their right mind think it was okay OR a good idea to have a baby in a...
List of emoticons - Wikipedia
studentloansforbeermoney:
spacecataz:
OGC
Rotate your head 90° counter clockwise and you’ll see a Man masturbating. “O” is ones head, “G” represents his body and penis with hand, and “C” is legs
and I was like whaaaaaaat nooooooooooooo doooooooooooon’ttttt
I can never unsee this…
I can’t believe I rotated my head. Good one though. I’ll never look at those three letters the...
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bitchville:
Frank Sinatra - Have Yourself A...
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Veni Vidi Vici // Black Lips
canadawhore:
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