January 2009
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“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work…
I want to...”
– Woody Allen
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Goodbye by The Postmarks
“Stupid is doing the same thing and expecting different results.”
– Z quoting from anon
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Happy Chinese New Year!
I gave a lion dance to my 2 yr old classes last Thursday. Most of them enjoyed feeding the lion mandarin oranges.
I heard a girl crying and I felt bad scaring her. But at the end of the class my colleague told me that she cried because she bumped her head at the corner of a table.
So, it wasn’t me after all that made her cry. How egotistical of me to think it was me.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald
“What I’m trying to say is just that I’ll have to ask you to have patience about the book and trust me that at last, or at least for the 1st time in years, I’m doing the best I can. I’ve gotten dozens of bad habits that I’m trying to get rid of… 1. Laziness 2. Referring everything to Zelda - a terrible habit, nothing ought to be referred to anybody until...
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I was a cow!
Last week for drama class, I became the cow for the one year olds. Yeah I got fitted with udders and everything. Some of the little ones love to squeeze the milk out of ‘my teats’. Some just like to pet me.
Somehow that wasn’t as obscene as when I pretended to graze the grass (imagine someone on all fours with the face low to the ground and butt sticking out). ...
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drama mama
Found the fish oil. That was embarrassing.
By the way, got peed again today. I got used to it already.
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300 down the drain
I’m sad. I left my 300 dollar fish oil in the store room and it’s gone. Oh well. I lost 100 dollar late last year too but that was due to my stupid error of not counting the money before handing it over to someone. Well, in a way, I lost the fish oil due to my stupidity as well, I mean who put expensive food stuff in the store room.
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hi zach
hope to see your post soon
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“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman,...”
– Nietzche
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“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the...”
– Nietzche
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Not so great expectations
I think I get what you mean when you relayed the 90210 episode. You’re trying to tell me only action matters. Most men lust for attractive people they see regardless of whether or not they are in committed relationship. So the question is whether the act on it.
Whereas for me, thought counts as well.
Fair enough. But I think inviting someone to your hotel room is acting on it. So is...
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La Fille Au Rasoir by Serge Gainsbourg
Feeling...
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I got peed on!
I was helping my student to sit on the toilet seat and ‘swish’… her pee just flew on my pants.
I wanted to cry.
I didn’t bring an extra pair of pants and neither did my colleagues. So I just rinsed the spot with water and a bit of soap. For an hour or so I walked around with a wet spot in front of my pants. It’s not as bad as it sounds, my pants were black so...
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hey you, miss you already
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Promotion Rejected
Yeah, that’s pretty much it. I was promoted to be a full fledged teacher after just 6 months but I rejected it. They gave it to me because the teacher in the class couldn’t handle the workload and no one else wants it.
Well, I don’t feel like I’m ready and most of all, I don’t want the extra responsibility.
You should look at their faces after I said...
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“They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings.”
– Bob Dylan
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Porn makes sperm better swimmers →
Now all you men out there have an excuse for enjoying porn.
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Creative geniuses have more sex →
Yes, this one too. Of course.
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Night owls are more creative →
this we already know…
December 2008
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[d] stands for deep
D: I think you like that feeling?
S: What feeling?
D: The pay off you get when you know your answers because you put in the effort.
S: Haha. That's true.
D: It's like a mini wave if u think about it. Hehe. Mini academic orgasms.
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She shimmers in like crystal distracting my sinful sloping eyes A hallucination of perfection while I exhale smoking sighs Crawling creeping the air cracks as she conveys her fears to my soul Swimming like an eel her words steal my last chance to be whole Awaking like a panic the splintering sun blinds my fate And grows like a flood which no unearthly hand could negate And while saturated whispers...