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You’re forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first “analrapist”.
Tobias Fünke

6 Terrifying Things They Don't Tell You About Childbirth

srsly:

I was almost crying out of terror by the time I reached #5. Never having children seems like a great idea.

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srsly: See you all in hell, guys.

srsly:

See you all in hell, guys.

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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
Homer Simpson
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I try to teach my heart not to want things it can’t have.
Alice Walker
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I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.
Pablo Neruda
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srsly: Get a brain, morans!

srsly:

Get a brain, morans!

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If brevity is the soul of wit, your penis must be a riot.

(via srsly)

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(via superferrero) haha.. Click for high-res photo

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haha..

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How much does sonogram cost in the US?

In Glee, Quinn’s sonogram bill is 685 dollars! And the poor teens had to fork their own money. WTF! How many women in the States actually get prenatal care?

My mom was in Australia when she got pregnant with my little sister (back in ‘83) and everything was free. She went for check-ups every month and got free prenatal vitamins. My dad was studying there so we were considered below poverty line and got free medical aid.

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with people going against Universal Heath Care System? Fuck you, rich conservatives who think that those who can’t afford health care don’t deserve to live. Oh yeah I forgot, it’s more important to spend tax money to kill alleged terrorists half way across the world than saving the lives of your fellow citizens living in America.

9gag: Piracy Is Environmental Friendly

9gag:

Piracy Is Environmental Friendly

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myblogmyrules: “No, I don’t know whether atheists should be considered citizens nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.” — George H.W. Bush *punches Bush in the face*

myblogmyrules:

“No, I don’t know whether atheists should be considered citizens nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.” — George H.W. Bush

*punches Bush in the face*

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tamburina: (via thechocolatebrigade) It’s a disgrace to put Nutella together with that Kraft crap.. And hah at Americans suddenly discovering Nutella. Welcome to the world of good sweets. Are you fucking kidding me? Americans just found out about Nutella. That’s sad. I was acquainted with Nutella back in 1989, when I was in standard one. Usually after school, my mom would take us (sis and I) to TMC for some light grocery shopping. Sis and I would choose the same thing: sis would get choki choki and sugus and I’d get wrigley’s juicy fruit and tic tac. Then one day we saw cute looking single serving Nutella packs for one ringgit each (which was quite pricey for us at that time). We realized that if we get the cute looking pack we can’t get another sweet. My sister being safe, chose the same thing she always picked, but I chose the single serving Nutella and nothing else. It was one of the best decision I’ve ever made. (Doesn’t quite look like this then. It was square shaped back then). After that , there was no going back we’d both get the single serving pack, almost every day. It only took 3-4 bites before I finished the whole pack. My sis, on the other hand, would take like 15 little bites just to spite me. Pure torture. Not long after that TMC started selling Nutella in glass bottles. Happiness. (something like this but without the Batman pic). But by late 90’s, the price of Nutella started to sky rocket and they stopped coming in glasses but in tacky plastic jars like the first picture above. Of course, everyone started liking Nutella then. Of course me being umm what’s the word, indie bitch, stopped buying them altogether. I’d still eat them but at other people’s house.

tamburina:

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It’s a disgrace to put Nutella together with that Kraft crap..

And hah at Americans suddenly discovering Nutella. Welcome to the world of good sweets.

Are you fucking kidding me? Americans just found out about Nutella. That’s sad.

I was acquainted with Nutella back in 1989, when I was in standard one. Usually after school, my mom would take us (sis and I) to TMC for some light grocery shopping. Sis and I would choose the same thing: sis would get choki choki and sugus and I’d get wrigley’s juicy fruit and tic tac.

Then one day we saw cute looking single serving Nutella packs for one ringgit each (which was quite pricey for us at that time). We realized that if we get the cute looking pack we can’t get another sweet. My sister being safe, chose the same thing she always picked, but I chose the single serving Nutella and nothing else. It was one of the best decision I’ve ever made.

(Doesn’t quite look like this then. It was square shaped back then).

After that , there was no going back we’d both get the single serving pack, almost every day. It only took 3-4 bites before I finished the whole pack. My sis, on the other hand, would take like 15 little bites just to spite me. Pure torture. Not long after that TMC started selling Nutella in glass bottles. Happiness.

(something like this but without the Batman pic).

But by late 90’s, the price of Nutella started to sky rocket and they stopped coming in glasses but in tacky plastic jars like the first picture above. Of course, everyone started liking Nutella then. Of course me being umm what’s the word, indie bitch, stopped buying them altogether.

I’d still eat them but at other people’s house.

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Kristen Stewart on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon 18/11/2009

Z’s dream girl. Yeah he likes ‘em young and athletic.